Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries! I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing. Under my leadership, our Country will not allow Radical Islamic Terrorism to prosper. May God Bless our Military, and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues. DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Headline: Lion Gets a Fresh DIY haircut at Chinese Zoo, Internet Cries “Jail Time” A lion at Guangzhou Zoo has unexpectedly become the internet’s newest celebrity — after visitors noticed it sporting what looked like a perfect DIY haircut. Photos shared online showed the lion with neatly cut bangs, so straight and precise that social media users immediately suspected foul play. The verdict from the internet jury was swift: someone definitely trimmed that mane. Many users accused zookeepers of giving the lion an unauthorized makeover, arguing the fringe looked far too clean to be natural. Zoo Responds: “The Lion Did It Himself” The zoo quickly denied the accusations. In an official statement, zoo officials insisted there is no hairdressing program for animals and said staff would never dare cut a lion’s mane. “There is no hairdressing programme at the zoo, and we dare not cut a lion’s hair,” a zoo employee said. “You can say that he designed the hairstyle himself.” The Unusu...